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Kid’s Thoughts On The Sea

Kid’s have weird ideas about what happens in our oceans!

  • This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
  • Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
  • If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don’t have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)
  • Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just Like Emily Richardson. She’s not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) Shark
  • A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
  • When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn’t blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
  • I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
  • Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)