Facts of Life – according to children
To have a baby the mother has to lay an egg, then the male cracks it.
You shouldn’t have babies on Sundays because God wants you to rest.
(Munroe, 7 yrs)
To have a baby, you make love to someone who doesn’t mind.
(Patsy, 9 yrs)
First of all you get in love, then you get married and get a baby. Or you can do it the other way around.
(Peter, 9 yrs)
The man next door has a baby in his tummy but it never comes out.
(Darryl, 6 yrs)
I nearly know how to have babies but we don’t do it until next term.
(Frances, 7 yrs)
If you don’t want babies, you should practice contradiction.
(Lynne, 9 yrs)
When you’re pregnant you become sicker and fatter and nastier every day.
(Marianne, 9 yrs)
It’s easier to have a baby if you’re a cat.
(Clive, 6 yrs)